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"C.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger

MILWAUKEE—The Brewers' playoff push has run afoul of an unusual distraction, as sources close to the organization confirm that newly acquired husky starting pitcher C.C. Sabathia and sizable power-hitting first baseman Prince Fielder continue to visualize one another as a 6'7" chili cheese dog and a 260-pound hamburger with all the trimmings, respectively."

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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/c_c_sabathia_prince_fielder_keep

An absolutely brilliant article from The Onion. Also a major note for Brewers fans, as we are getting national attention, even if it is from the joke news.

Go Brewers!